We’ve been pedalling this little gem for a while now, and well we can’t just give it up. This is our favorite pair of boots. Our lucky jock strap. Our trusty hammer. The sturm and drang we experienced to get this just right is way beyond the point of healthy masochism. We combined goat's blood, dragon piss with a fine blend of jojoba, almond, argan, castor oils and some grade A motor oil. We then make it smell like wood and pine. There’s no going wrong with the original.